Be honest, Pandas: how many products do you actually review after you get that pesky email in your inbox? If you have no complaints, you probably don’t even bother, right? Well, it’s not just you: about 45% to 52% of consumers usually post online reviews.
People rely on them to know whether a product is good, but some reviewers on Amazon take it to the next level. Some approach the Amazon review like a stand-up routine and bring their comedy A-game. We’ve collected some of the funniest and most creative reviews from Amazon that we could find and present them here for your entertainment. And, perhaps, future purchase decisions?
#1 No Complaints

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#2 Nice Guess

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#3 Just Saw This Today On A Teeth Whitening System

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#4 Lookin Good

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#5 He Looks Just Like Ed Sheeran!

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#6 They Worked Great

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#7 That Cuts Deep

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#8 Turning A Bad Situation Into A Good Review?

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#9 We Can All Relate To Perry

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#10 Dammit Chapman

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#11 Well, I’m Glad He Found What He’s Looking For

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#12 Amazon Review For A Fog Machine

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#13 Not Sure If This Counts But It’s Pretty Wholesome

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#14 Review On Fake Teeth

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#15 I Love When Reviewers Post Photos

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#16 Definitely Works Well

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#17 Great

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#18 Cannot Stop Laughing

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#19 Shoe Waterproofer: Not Intended For Crocs Apparently

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#20 This Review Was On A Pack Of Hanes Boxer Briefs

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#21 This Precious Review For A Cat Pillow

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#22 It’s A Trap!

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#23 Finally Found One In The Wild

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#24 A Review For Spoons

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#25 Leah Gets Some Motivation

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#26 Was Just Looking For The Perfect Wednesday Addams Dress And Came Across This Gem

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#27 As Soon As I Started Looking For Googly Eyes, I Knew The Reviews Would End Up Here

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#28 Daily Activities

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#29 Bear Casually Roaming Around Your Property

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#30 How Dare They Include That Extra Large Lower Case A Instead Of A D

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#31 I Was Searching For A Mannequin Head On Amazon

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#32 This Amazon Review For A $35k Sony Projector

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#33 Found This On Amazon Under Hourglass Reviews

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#34 What

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#35 Whaat
Is his gf 10 or was she acting 10 years old?
The item was a My Neighbour Totoro lamp…

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#36 One Of The Best Amazon Reviews

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#37 Amazing They Love It

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#38 Was Browsing Safety Razors As A Christmas Gift And Found This Gem

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#39 Furby

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#40 Don’t Electrocute Yourself

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#41 Review For Fiber Pills

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#42 Look At This Photograph

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#43 Perhaps Rethink Shipping?

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#44 The Earplugs Work

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#45 Found This On A Burt’s Bees Lipstick

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#46 (Exercise Leggings) Forget Pockets That Are Big Enough To Hold A Phone. This Woman Is My Spirit Animal

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#47 Found This Review For A Bikini Trimmer

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#48 Just Some Extra Flavor

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#49 Toddler Rages Against The Machine

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#50 Poor Teddy

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#51 Sugar Free Gummy Bears

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#52 I Just Wanted To Know If Meow Mix Was Good For My Cat

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#53 Amazon Review Of Cereal Marshmallows

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#54 Thirst-Quenching Review For A Bidet On Amazon

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#55 Found This One While Looking For Hot Sauces On Amazon

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#56 How Flat Are Those Pillows?

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#57 The In-Laws Still Haven’t Visited Since. 10/10 Purchase

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#58 Very Efficient Knife

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#59 “It’s Lube, Not Much More To Say”

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#60 “I Should Have Picked A Different Color”

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#61 Herb Garden Is Seriously Nice Stuff

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#62 In The Reviews For A Weighted Blanket

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#63 Gift Priorities

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#64 This Review I Just Found For A Pack Of 60 Hair Scrunchies

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#65 It Just Ain’t Right

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#66 Review For A Waffle Maker On Amazon

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#67 For Amazon Basic Maxi Pads

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#68 3 Stars

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#69 Jesus

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#70 50 Lb Pound Of Play Sand Is Heavy And Makes For Great Revenge!

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#71 I Checked Out The Reviews For A Dress I Was Going To Buy. I Didn’t Expect This!

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#72 Much More Comfortable With My Purchase Now

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#73 I Had Such A Bad Week That I’m Trying To See The Bright Side Of It

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#74 I Was Looking For A Simple Night Light For The Bathroom And I Found This Gem Of A Review. I Found My Night Light

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#75 Thanks Sirlaughsalot, I’ll Keep That In Mind

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#76 An Amazon Review For A Food Thermometer

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#77 It Be Like That

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